Country: USA
Genre: Comedy
Direction: Sean Skelding
Cast: Hank Cartwright, Jamison Challeen, Adam Elliott Davis, Nick Dent, Ron Jeremy, Kalynn Parker, Melinda Ausserer, Amber Chase, Lilith Eve, Zuzzie Kapas, Dawn McCall
When a highly-contagious virus kills 99% of the world's population and transforms the survivors into sex-crazed vampires, one lone virgin must put his libido in check and resist the allure of the living dead. Featuring a special appearance by porn superstar Ron Jeremy.
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Movie Review:
I Am Virgin is the directorial debut from director Sean Skelding and is brought to you by Cheezy Flicks Entertainment. The film is a spoof of the popular Will Smith film, I am legend.
Robby, (Adam Davis) is the last normal human on Earth. From his home in holocaust-devastated Portland, Oregon, the young man spends his days cruising deserted streets on a hunt for food. Between desiccated corpses he finds canned goods. Bassett hound Billy is his sole companion - actually, that's not true, as Robby spends plenty of quality time chatting up his three-breasted alien blow-up doll. These huddled nighttime conversations take place in Robby's fortified suburban home: after fleeing virus-riddled, sex-crazed vampires, Billy shambles to his little doggy bed, while Robby heads for the doll. Getting ravished by a vampire dooms one to vampirism too, but as far as Robby's concerned, wouldn't an eternity of bonking horny vamps be pretty OK? Of course not! He's saving himself for the right woman!
The film is very well made, with extremely impressive sets and camera work. The scenes of the deserted cities are done remarkably well and give off a very creepy vibe. I am impressed the filmmakers were able to pull off such a great feat considering this is a much lower budgeted movie than the real I AM LEGEND. The other thing I loved about this film are the corpses strewn all over town. They are very realistic looking and add a very eerie vibe to the film. My only gripe with the film is that with a city crawling with so many vampires, there is absolutely NO vampire action! Not one drop of blood is shown in the film. These "vampires" are after one thing only and it ain't blood! Be warned....if sex and nudity offend you, then you will definitely want to steer clear of this film, as this film is full of both. And don't worry, even though the film features a cameo appearance from Ron Jeremy, he stays fully clothed for his scenes!
Overall this is a good film, I just wish for a film about vampires, that it would have had a little more bite.
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